<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd"> <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en"> <head> <title>Southern Thinking</title> <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" /> <meta content="Magnolias and Live Oaks, Southern Culture, Civil War Archives, CSA Soldiers, Uniforms, Recipes, Mississippi, Fashion, Humor, CSA Currency, Heritage" name="keywords" /> <meta content="Southern Thinking, Magnolias and Live Oaks, Southern Culture, History, Heritage, Fashion, Humor, CSA Currency, Uniforms" name="description" /> <link href="/css/bluestyle.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" /><!-- onResize="window.location=window.location;" //--> <script src="/js_liveclock.js" type="text/javascript"> </script> <style type="text/css"> /*<![CDATA[*/ <!-- body { scrollbar-face-color:#A5B59C; scrollbar-highlight-color:#6c5533; scrollbar-3dlight-color:#000000; scrollbar-darkshadow-color:#000000; scrollbar-shadow-color:#FFFFFF; scrollbar-arrow-color:#000000; scrollbar-track-color:#C4CABC; } --> /*]]>*/ </style> <style type="text/css"> /*<![CDATA[*/ <!-- html { scrollbar-face-color:#A5B59C; scrollbar-highlight-color:#6c5533; scrollbar-3dlight-color:#000000; scrollbar-darkshadow-color:#000000; scrollbar-shadow-color:#FFFFFF; scrollbar-arrow-color:#000000; scrollbar-track-color:#C4CABC; } --> /*]]>*/ </style> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.3.2/jquery.min.js"> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="/scrolltopcontrol.js"> //<![CDATA[ /*********************************************** * Scroll To Top Control script- ) Dynamic Drive DHTML code library (www.dynamicdrive.com) * This notice MUST stay intact for legal use * Visit Project Page at http://www.dynamicdrive.com for full source code ***********************************************/ //]]> </script> <style type="text/css"> /*<![CDATA[*/ em.c2 {text-decoration: underline;} span.c1 {text-decoration: underline;} div.class {text align:center: margin:0 auto;} ul.links li { width: auto; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;} span.indent {color : #3D3B32; font-size : 11px; text-align :left; margin : 5px 20px 5px 10px; text-indent:30px; padding : 0; } ul { list-style: none; margin: 5px 2px 5px 10px; text-align: left;font-size : 14px; font-weight : bold; text-decoration:none; color : #3D3B32; } li { list-style: none; display : inline; margin: 5px 20px 5px 45px; text-align: left; padding-top: 5px; font-size : 14px; font-weight : bold; text-decoration:none; color : #3D3B32; } li.c1 {list-style: none} img.c1 {border : 3px double #323C33; margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 5px; padding: 2px; } /*]]>*/ </style> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/css/thinking_style.css" type="text/css" /> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.3.2/jquery.min.js"> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="/scrolltopcontrol.js"> //<![CDATA[ /*********************************************** * Scroll To Top Control script- ) Dynamic Drive DHTML code library (www.dynamicdrive.com) * This notice MUST stay intact for legal use * Visit Project Page at http://www.dynamicdrive.com for full source code ***********************************************/ //]]> </script> </head> <body> <div id="wrapper"> <div id="header"> <h2>Southern Thinking</h2> </div> <div id="top"> </div> <div id="text"> <p>Say what you will about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving up No'ath...</p> <p class="c2"><span class="first-letter">G</span>eorgia:</p> <p>The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. <br /> He called her into his office and said, <br /> "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. <br /> If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" <br /> The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."</p> <p class="c2"><span class="first-letter">A</span>labama:</p> <p>A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting.<br /> They paired off in twos for the day.<br /> That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.<br /> "Where's Henry?" the others asked.. <br /> "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail", the successful hunter replied. <br /> "What? You left Henry laying out there and just carried the deer back?" <br /> "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured nobody's gonna steal Henry!"</p> <p class="c2"><span class="first-letter">L</span>ouisiana:</p> <p>A Senior at LSU was overheard saying...<br /> "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." <br /> When asked why, he replied "I would rather be in Louisiana, because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world."</p> <p class="c2"><span class="first-letter">M</span>ississippi:</p> <p>The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"<br /> Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?""<br /> "The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the tag number."</p> <p class="c2"><span class="first-letter">T</span>ennessee:</p> <p>A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup truck on I-40.<br /> The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"<br /> The driver replied, "Bout whut?"</p> <p class="c2"><span class="first-letter">N</span>orth <span class="first-letter">C</span>arolina:</p> <p>A man in North Carolina had a flat tire. He pulled off on the side of the road and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. <br /> Then he got back into his car to wait for some help. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.<br /> The man replied, "I have a flat tire."<br /> The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"<br /> The man responded, "When you break down, they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."</p> </div> <div id="bottom"> </div> <div id="showcase"> <br /> <p>You Yankees Listen Up...<br /> If Y'all Plan to Come for a Visit, <br />Y'all Gon' Need This Information.<br /> The MOST mispronounced word<br /> to ever roll off a Yankee's tongue.<br /> <br /> It IS NOT <em>"You'all"</em>, it's <u>YAWL!</u><br /><br /> Learn it!!</p> </div> <div id="footer"> <p>| &copy; <a href="http://www.angelpig.org/">angelpig.org</a>: 1997-present. | <a title="Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional" href="http://validator.w3.org/">xhtml</a> | <a href="http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/">css</a> | <a href="http://www.angelpig.org/">Home</a> | <a href="http://www.angelpig.org/sitemenu.html">Site Menu</a></p> </div> </div> </body> </html>