<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd"> <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"> <head> <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" /> <title>Those Southern Girls</title> <meta name="description" content="Magnolias and Live Oaks, Southern Culture, Civil War Archives, CSA Soldiers &amp; Uniforms, Recipes, Mississippi, Fashion, Humor, CSA Currency, Heritage" /> <meta name="keywords" content="Magnolias and Live Oaks, Southern Culture, Civil War Archives, CSA Soldiers &amp; Uniforms, Recipes, Mississippi, Fashion, Humor, CSA Currency, Heritage" /> <meta name="owner" content="angelpig.org" /> <meta name="copyright" content="Copyright 2009 www.angelpig.org" /> <meta name="author" content="AngelWebDesign www.angelpig.com" /> <meta name="rating" content="General" /> <meta name="revisit-after" content="7 days" /> <script type="text/javascript"> //<![CDATA[ <!-- defaultStatus = "angelpig 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Rhett</span></p> <blockquote> <p><span class="year">Southern girls know the three types of school ...<br /> Ballroom<br /> Ballet<br /> Charm</span></p> <p><span class="year">Southern girls appreciate their natural assets ...<br /> Dewy skin<br /> A winning smile<br /> That unforgettable Southern drawl<br /> <br /> *Southern girls know their manners ...<br /> "Yes, ma'am"<br /> "Yes, sir"<br /> "Why, no, Billy!"</span></p> </blockquote> <h3><span class="year">Southern girls don't drink, they sip ... a lot.</span></h3> <span class="year"><br /> <br /></span> <blockquote> <p><span class="year">Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions ...<br /> "Y'all come back!"<br /> "Well, bless your heart."<br /> "Drop by when you can."<br /> "How's your mother?"<br /> "Love your hair."</span></p> </blockquote> <span class="year"><br /></span> <h4><span class="year">Southern girls don't sweat .... they glisten.</span></h4> <span class="year"><br /> <br /></span> <p><span class="year">Southern girls know their summer weather report ...<br /> Humidity<br /> Humidity<br /> Humidity</span></p> <span class="year"><br /></span> <p><span class="year">Southern girls know their three R's ...<br /> Rich<br /> Richer<br /> Richest</span></p> <ul> <li><span class="year">Southern girls know how to loosen a tongue with a Southern touch...<br /> Wild Turkey<br /> Jack Daniels<br /> Jim Beam</span></li> <li class="c1"><span class="year"><br /></span></li> <li><span class="year">Southern girls know their vacation spots ...<br /> The Beach<br /> The Rivuh<br /> The Crick</span></li> <li class="c1"><span class="year"><br /></span></li> <li><span class="year">Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August ...<br /> Sweet iced-tea with mint<br /> Colorful hi-heel sandals<br /> Wide brimmed straw hats and big sunglasses<br /> Shade trees.......no true Southern Belle would evah' spoil her lovely "Magnolia skin" <img src="/images/southern-girl.gif" width="135" height="295" alt="southern-girl" /></span></li> <li><span class="year">Southern girls know everybody's first name ...<br /> Honey<br /> Darlin'<br /> Shugah</span></li> <li><span class="year">Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts ...<br /> Gone With the Wind<br /> Fried Green Tomatoes<br /> Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood<br /> Steel Magnolias</span></li> </ul> <span class="year"><br /></span> <h4><span class="year">Southern girls know the real meaning of PMS ...</span></h4> <p><span class="year">Precious Moody Southerner</span></p> <p><span class="year">Southern girls know their GRITS ...<br /> Cheese<br /> Stoneground<br /> Garlic<br /> Instant</span></p> <h4><span class="year">Southern girls love to sin and tell about it!</span></h4> <span class="year"><br /></span> <p><span class="year">Southern girls know their religions ...<br /> Baptist<br /> Methodist<br /> Football</span></p> <span class="year"><br /></span> <p><span class="year"><img src="/images/olemiss.gif" width="150" height="100" alt="#" /> <strong>*Southern girls know their primary colors ...</strong> <img src="/images/msu.gif" width="150" height="100" alt="#" /></span></p> <span class="year"><br /></span> <ul> <li><span class="year">Southern girls know the four seasons ...<br /> Recruiting<br /> Spring Training<br /> Practice<br /> Football</span></li> <li class="c1"><span class="year"><br /></span></li> <li><span class="year">Southern girls know the real names for all-out-War ...<br /> SEC Football<br /> ACC Basketball<br /> NASCAR<br /> The Masters</span></li> <li><span class="year">Southern girls know their country breakfasts ...<br /> Red-eye gravy<br /> Grits<br /> Country ham<br /> Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with Momma's homemade jelly.</span></li> <li class="c1"><span class="year"><br /></span></li> <li><span class="year">Southern girls know their cities drippin' with Southern charm...<br /> Addlanna<br /> Birmin'ham<br /> Chawl'stn<br /> N'awlins<br /> S'vanah<br /> Foat Wuth<br /> and by all means.........MEHMFUS!</span></li> </ul> <p><span class="year"><strong>Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen ...<br /> Men in uniform<br /> Men in tuxedos<br /> Rhett Butler, of course</strong></span></p> <h3><span class="year">Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.</span></h3> <span class="year"><br /></span> <p><span class="year"><strong>Southern girls know their prime real estate ...<br /> The Mall<br /> The Country Club<br /> The Beauty Salon</strong></span></p> <span class="year"><br /></span> <p><span class="year">Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt ....<br /> Slowly lower your eyelashes<br /> Listen carefully to everything he says<br /> Speak r-e-a-l slow</span></p> <p><span class="year">Southern girls know the three deadly sins ...<br /> Having bad hair and nails<br /> Bad manners<br /> Cooking bad food</span></p> <p><span class="year">Southern girls know bad manners when they see them ...<br /> Drinking straight out of a beer can<br /> Not sending thank you notes<br /> Walking down the street (or anywhere!) with a lighted cigarette<br /> Velvet after February<br /> White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day</span></p> <span class="year"><br /></span> <h3><span class="year">Southern girls know men may come and go,<br /> but friends are fahevah!</span></h3> <span class="year"><br /></span> <p><span class="year">Sent to me by "Baby Kay" ~~ "A Real Sou'thun Girl",<br /> with some editing by <em>My Hunka Hunka Burnin' Luv</em> (You know who your are, Darlin').</span></p> <span class="year"><br /></span></div> </div> </div> <div id="menu"> <ul> <li class="active first"><span class="year"><a href="http://www.angelpig.org" title="">Homepage</a></span></li> <li><span class="year"><a href="/email.html" title="">Contact Webmaster</a></span></li> </ul> </div> <div id="footer"> <p id="legal"><span class="year">Copyright &copy; 2009 angelpig.org. 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